Ivanka Trump: the Baker's Daughter
Dateline: Saturday, June 6, 2020
Ivanka Trump May Not Be the Baker’s Wife, But She is the Baker’s Daughter
On May 28th, President Trump tweeted, “these THUGS are dishonoring the memory of George Floyd, and I won't let that happen. Just spoke to Governor Tim Walz and told him that the Military is with him all the way. Any difficulty and we will assume control but, when the looting starts, the shooting starts. Thank you!”
On May 29th, 2020, President Trump went to the Presidential Emergency Operations Center. The White House asserts that the President was there for a “tiny little short period of time”, less than a half hour, was the allegation.
This gave the impression the President had lost control of the area around the White House. Fact or fiction didn’t matter as the optics created were so very bad.
The French people affectionately termed their King, Louis XIV and his wife, the later “Austrian whore”, Marie Antoinette, the baker and his wife, and children.ˆ As with our President this irony would haunt them.
It was either Marie Antoinette or Marie-Thérèse, wife of Louis XV who said, “Illls n’ont pas de pain, qu’ils mangent de la brioche”. Which was translated, if they don’t have bread, let them eat cake.) The mistranslation plagues Marie-Antoinette’s memory to this day. “Let them eat cake” is certainly one of the most quoted phrases in history. You will see later why the irony, which abounds, fits the President, our “baker” and his “daughter of the baker” so very well.
The Baker Goes to the ‘Cathedral’
On Thursday June 4, 2020, President Trump and his advisors, partially at the advice of the Kusher’s made their way to St. John’s Church, a short walk from the White House compound. Sadly, the baker, as Louis XV, our own President Trump whose own minister of justice, his Attorney General, Barr, had remove the protestors.
This isn’t the first time a President has removed protesters. On July 28, 1932, US Attorney General William D Mitchell ordered veterans removed from all government property. Army Chief of Staff General Douglas MacArthur commanded a contingent of infantry and cavalry, supported by six tanks. It seemed heavy handed at the time, to remove the bonus army, and if this didn’t enable FDR to sail into the White House, it certainly gave him a wider berth.
The “Bougie” Protesters are Removed
On Monday June 2, 2020, Attorney General William Barr ordered the removal of protestors who had gathered near the White House, minutes before the President’s Rose Garden address. This ahead of fires and destruction that had occurred Sunday night and might have recurred during Trump’s speech.
The Baker’s Daughter and Her Ivory Bag
Presidential advisor Ivanka Trump had to have something to carry the Holy Bible in. After all she couldn’t simply carry it. And what if she needed her phone or something else? Whether a Kushner aid was at hand or not history will have to tell us. So could she have avoided the obvious faux pas or not?
Trump advisor Ivanka Trump Kushner brought the bible the president would use in her $1,480 Max Mara ivory bag to the event. As pepper pot gas was being hurled at protestors.
If people worry about Joe Biden’s obvious guffaws, they needn’t, because advisor Ivanka Trump Kushner, has topped the brioche with fine, French beurre (butter) and jam. Oh for the days of Freedom Fries, some conservatives lament.
Ivanka and her ivory bag
President Trump held up the bible in front of the closed church. Little wonder the photo op backfired. Bishop Mariann Budde, Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of Washington expressed outrage because the fact that the President used the property as a backdrop for a photo op while protestors were being dragged off was not only bad optics for the diocese but went to the core of the reason why the protest happened in the first place. The heavy hand of the state had killed a black man. It didn’t need to be impressed that the black man once again was under attack.
The Gigantic Fire That Never Was
Protests resulted in a small fire in the basement level nursery of Ashburton House. The little fire wrecked the nursey room, but otherwise only graffiti resulted. The President falsely claimed the church was firebombed.
Herbert Hoover didn’t have a daughter with a designer bag. He didn’t have a complex history, he had men who were demanding they be paid for their service in WWI early. They were after all starving to death.
Instead of learning from another conservative millionaire that optics don’t matter if you replace them with worse optics, our current President seems oblivious. His daughter, the reasonable one, the relatively “woke” and perhaps liberal Trump, caught by a purse that in its gleaming white presence seemed to make things even worse. The fact that she pulled the bible from the purse was perhaps lost on Trump. Perhaps it was lost on most. Even CNN.com barely reported it.
The ill-fated Max Mara purse
Brioche Recipe
In honor of Mrs. Jared Kushner, brioche.
http://www.thefrenchlife.org/2018/08/24/classicbrioche/